With BelTRON being on the DL with a strained vagina and mole that is apparently eating his head, Cholly decided to pencil in Werth as his replacement. Todd Zolecki reports that this is the first time since 1995 that an entire starting outfield has made the All Star game.
It feels good to be the champs don’t it Charlie? Any chance of getting Matt Stairs on the roster? I’ll call a hit in on Ryan Braun.
*** MORE NEWS ****
Chirs Coste has been designated for assignment today to make room for Ibanez. The Astros promptly claimed Coste, so his tenure here is Philadelphia is over. All hail Bako? Jesus.


#1 by Shawn at July 10th, 2009
Oh crap. I would have kept Coste and told Bako to hit the road. I guess they know something we don’t.
#2 by Even Stevens at July 10th, 2009
Marson time.