Welcome to 4daysrest.com. You probably get the idea by now. We talk Phillies and we hold nothing back. Actually, we go out of our way to be wildly inappropriate. If you are looking for insightful analysis and commentary on the Phillies, you will get that here. You are just going to get it in a, uh, different way. We thought we’d take the time to introduce you to our authors, Even Stevens and WTT.  After reading, if you’d like to contact either of them, head on over to the “Contact” page.  We know it makes way more sense to just put that information here, but we’re gonna make you go to the “Contact” page because that’s just how we roll.

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"Even" Stevens, about 30 minutes prior to a World Series-clinching victory, at Field House in Philly.

Your first author, Even Stevens, is an unemployed live-at-home disaster.  A graduate of Monmouth University on the beautiful Jersey Shore, Stevens is a lifelong all-Philadelphia-sports fan who hates everything New York.

An avid golfer, Stevens was a casual Phillies fan until about 3 years ago, when the Fightin’s barely missed the playoffs.  The “almost” wasn’t good enough, and he kicked his fandom into high gear for the historic 2007 season-ending stretch that was coupled with the FANTASTIC Mets collapse.

Between seasons, you can catch Stevens at the luxurious Borgata Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City somewhere near a Blackjack table.  If you can’t find him there, fly to Vegas and see if you can spot him near the Lazy River by the Pool at the MGM Grand.  If you still have no luck, then…well, I don’t know man, he’s probably on the couch or something.

Over the past couple years, the Phillies have become Even Stevens’ life from April through (hopefully) October. During that time, he hopes that you will stay locked in to 4 Days’ Rest and eat up all the nonsense that we feed you.

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And the other fine scribe, WTT, decided that after watching 150 plus games the last 15 seasons and wasting tens of thousands of text messages to his friends that said things like, “WTF was that? Tom Gordon can lick my sac,” it was time to graduate to the world of blogging; thus he has arrived at 4 Days’ Rest, ready to blast the incompetence of a bad loss and share in the elation of a big win.

WTT, Incognito.

WTT graduated from a New Jersey Institution of Higher Learning which shall go unnamed, where not only did he refine his academic skills, but also developed a deep hatred of the New York Mets.  He currently rocks out in his new condo, pwns noobs, and blogs deep into the night. Just livin the dream, bro.

It might sound lame (again, he doesn’t give a shit), but the defining moment of his life occurred in Section 103, Row 15, Seat 12 on October 29th, 2008. If you don’t know what that means, then this blog isn’t for you. And you are a tool. Like, seriously, how could you not know what that means?  Hope you enjoy.

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Dickie Assburn was born on May 14th, 1998. His birth name implies that he dislikes Phillies legend Richie Ashburn, but it is quite the opposite. He’s a smart little guy with a wealth of baseball knowledge, he loves the Phils.. but he has a secret!

Dickie has a really bad mouth, and most of the time, he can’t control it. If his mother found out he writes for this website, she’d flush his penis down the toilet.

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