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Come See the Kid
Posted by Bay Slugga in Miscellaneous Rants, Site News on March 3rd, 2010
Did anyone happen to pick up MLB The Show 2010 for PS3 yesterday? Well I did, and it is fucking sweet. I was up until 3am owning noobs online last night, and I’m itching to get done with work/class to continue the slaughtering.
If you think you have what it takes then feel free to challenge me to a game. I play under the name “ectomobile” (Ghostbusters is fucking sweet too), and I’m waiting to layeth the smacketh down on you.
A few things I should make clear before we play:
1. I will be playing as the Phillies, and you will not.
2. Roy Halladay will be pitching a CG shutout to the tune of 15 strikeouts and 75 pitches.
3. If you beat me I’ll ban your IP from 4DR, and blame all the Phillies 2010 problems on you.
That's actually me, Bay Slugga
A New Look
You will notice a few upgrades around the site as we continue to prepare for the 2010 season. We have some sweet new artwork in the form of the site’s banner and will be making some other subtle changes in both appearance and content in the coming weeks. Thanks for hanging with us.
(If you cannot see the site’s new banner, simply hit your browser’s refresh button.)
-WTT
If I could grow a beard, I’d name it Jayson Werth.
Posted by Bay Slugga in Site News on February 22nd, 2010
Since I’m entering a contract year, y’all can expect some high quality blogging from me this 2010 season. Don’t get your hopes up about my photoshop skills improving, as I plan on generating numerous MS Paint images and proclaiming them to be authentic.
I swear to give you, our loyal readers, exclusive insights into the Phillies locker room, dugout, bedrooms, and bathrooms throughout the entire 2010 campaign.
Stayed tuned for Bay Slugga’s documentary on Kyle Kendrick and Roy Halladay!
Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away?
I had a dream last night…
Posted by Bay Slugga in Site News on January 15th, 2010
That I made some sort of hilarious post for 4DR. Well I’m still well into my offseason conditioning program, and I don’t intend on making actual contributions until Spring Training.
Let me just share some thoughts…
1. Brad Lidge is a pussy.
2. Brett Myers can lick my balls. <3
3. Carlos Beltran is also a pussy.
That is all, see you soon! K, thx, BYEZ!!
Holla at ya Boy
Posted by Bay Slugga in Playoffs and World Series, Site News on October 7th, 2009
Guess who is leaving the office in 45 minutes to head to the stadium? Me.
Guess who is sitting eight rows off the field? Me again.
Guess who Jimmy Rollins texted to assure the Fightins would be winning this afternoon. Bay Slugga motha fucka.
I’ll be signing autographs in section 103 row 8 this afternoon. I’ll be the guy in the Phillies jersey with the supermodel girlfriend – holla at ya boy.
4DR has an Entourage
Posted by Bay Slugga in Site News on October 1st, 2009
It is an exciting day here at 4DR, as we celebrate the Phillies clinching the National League East with a new writer – Dickie Assburn. Everyone welcome Mr. Assburn, and hopefully he will do a fine job at offending you in many posts to come.
Just an FYI – becoming a writer on 4DR rest is no easy task. I hazed the shit out of Dickie in my Mom’s basement. Bay Slugga keeps it real.