Posts Tagged vagina
Jose Reyes Makes Me LOL
Posted by Bay Slugga in Enemies, Media and Press on March 5th, 2010
Can anyone else smell that? It's just Jose's vagina.
Anyone notice that Jose Reyes has been scratched from the last two Grapefruit League games? This was all downplayed yesterday (classic Mets), but it turns out Jose has something wrong with his vagina…I mean thyroid. Same thing right?
The worst part of this is that Reyes is headed back to New York to get checked out by team doctors. I’d expect a story to break in the next week that the Met’s doctors misdiagnosed poor Jose – what they thought was a thyroid imbalance is actually AIDS. Maybe he should use some discretion while partying at his favorite Latin lounge?
No way Jose!
Breaking News: Werth to replace Beltran on All Star team
Posted by Bay Slugga in Breaking News, Enemies on July 10th, 2009
With BelTRON being on the DL with a strained vagina and mole that is apparently eating his head, Cholly decided to pencil in Werth as his replacement. Todd Zolecki reports that this is the first time since 1995 that an entire starting outfield has made the All Star game.
It feels good to be the champs don’t it Charlie? Any chance of getting Matt Stairs on the roster? I’ll call a hit in on Ryan Braun.
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Chirs Coste has been designated for assignment today to make room for Ibanez. The Astros promptly claimed Coste, so his tenure here is Philadelphia is over. All hail Bako? Jesus.